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(male narrator)
Tonight on a very special
Clone High,

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one of the clones
you've grown to love

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will be horribly killed.

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This is not
some cheap-ass stunt

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where we lamely introduce
a new character

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just to kill him off.

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A clone dies tonight.

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(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way, way back in the 1980s

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* Secret government employees

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* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *

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* And made amusing
genetic copies *

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* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *

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* They're gonna make it
if they try *

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* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *

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* Time to laugh
and shiver and cry *

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* Clone High

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* Clone High

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Another french fry,
Abe?

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[both slurping]

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JFK with Ponce de León,

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what a surprise.

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Are you guys ever apart?

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splat!

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Oh, Ponce,

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you are
a regular character.

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Like my tattoo says,

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we're like
two peas in a pod.

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Best friends for life.

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Till death do us part.

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How about a picture
of the best friends?

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Say, "Best friends!"

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(both)
Best friends.

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(JFK)
Hey, uh, Poncey,

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watch me flip over
this garbage can!

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Hi-oh!

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Ha, good one, bro.

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Check this out.

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Swish.
Ha-ha.

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Littering's so cool.

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Hello, Cleo.
How are you?

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I'm fine.
And you, JFK?

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- Fine.
- Me too.

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- Good.
- Good.

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Great.

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Great.

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Thanks for not making this
too weird.

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You know what's weird?

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That tall,
lanky knucklehead

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licking the inside
of your mouth!

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I bet Lincoln here
throws his trash away

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in the proper receptacle.

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No, I've littered...

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lots of times.

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[groaning]

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Good one, Abe.
That was classic.

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[laughs]

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Teens and their litter.

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[scatting]

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[gasps]

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'Sup, litterbug?

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Or should I say lovebug?

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You two seem to be getting
pretty serious.

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Thanks for noticing,
Ponce.

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You know, when I get serious
with a lady,

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I like to take her
someplace special.

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Maybe he's right.

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Let's go to Teen Sex Cove.

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[gasps]

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[screams]

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Um, yeah, let's do it.

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[heart screams]

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Then it's a date.

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[slurps]

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You're a lucky dude,
A-Linc.

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And don't sweat JFK.

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He's almost over Cleo.

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He's lucky to have a friend
like you, Ponce.

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We all are.

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JFK is a good dude.

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I am proud to know him.

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You should probably
tell him that.

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Yeah, think I will.

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Guess who went
to the mall, baby.

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Gandhi.

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And you better warm up
to these warm-ups,

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'cause I'm gonna be wearing them
all the time.

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Extra small, saggy style.
Ow!

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[laughs]

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Gandhi, you are
a total original.

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I'm not surprised,
but thanks, Ponce.

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Well, I got to bolt.

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If I don't see you guys again,
good-bye,

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and have a wonderful life.

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[laughs]

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Why do you always say that,
Ponce?

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It's just my thing, man.

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I love life.

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[sighs]
Who's there?

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Orange.

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Orange who?

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Orange you jealous
of my new warm-ups?

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That's who.

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[cackles]

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Ponce said he loved 'em.

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[tires screech]

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- Ooh!
- [groans]

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Littering's not cool, Gandhi.

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If littering's not cool,
then why does Ponce do it?

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Jeez, you're lame.

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Out!

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And I'm keeping
your car seat.

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Oh, man!

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(man)
Trash kebab?

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Thanks.
Hey, sweet warm-ups.

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Okay, round up.
Everyone on the bus.

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We're on the honor system here.
Let's go.

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Guards, grab
the petite one.

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[gasps]

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[screaming]

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[whistling]

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Take your time, Glenn.

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[whistling]

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That doesn't need dusting,
thank you.

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You guys, do me a favor.

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Have yourselves a great day.

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[scatting]

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[door clicks shut]

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Ooh, what a jackass!

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He thinks he's the hottest thing
since wheels on a bucket.

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I like him.

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You would.

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Have you seen my secret files?

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I'm sure it's where you left it.

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It was that cocky janitor,
Glenn!

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I have a system,
and he comes in

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and puts everything
into neat little piles.

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Neat little piles of chaos,
Mr. B!

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Chaos!

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(Mr. Butlertron)
Found it.

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It was in the bathroom
next to your YM...

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and your BM,

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Wesley.

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Damn that janitor!

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(Ponce)
I've been thinking a lot
lately, JFK,

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about life and stuff.

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If by life,
you mean sex

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and by thinking,
you mean having.

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Hey, Poncey?

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Life is so short.

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I mean, there's no
fountain of youth, Jackie boy.

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You got to live every day
like it was your last.

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I want to make sure
everyone knows

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how I feel about them.

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Feelings are for dames!

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You are so detached, man.

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I'm trying to get
in touch with me,

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in here.

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I don't know who you are.

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But you're not my friend Ponce.

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You're some kind of sissy broad.

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Calm down, Jack.

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I am perfectly calm!

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I am trying to tell you
something

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before it's too late.

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It is too late,
whoever you are.

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Because the real Ponce
is dead to me!

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[yells]

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I hate you, JFK.

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[gasps]

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[gasps]

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Wait! Jackie boy!

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I didn't mean it.

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Ponce, everyone's littering
because they look up to you.

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You've got to stop.

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What, Joan?
Is litter gonna kill me?

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[echoing]
Kill me? Kill me?

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What the--

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Ow! Candy wrapper cut!

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[grunts]

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Cranberry-apple in my...
[groans]

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Bloodstream.

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Aah!

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Oh!

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Aah. Oh, I--

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[gagging]

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[groans]

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[bell tolling]

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[bell tolls]

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(woman)
* I am missing you

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* What am I to do?

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* The tears stream down
like a flood *

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* Since you drowned
in your own blood *

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Hi, I'm Glenn.

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I'm the school janitor.

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Ponce was like a son to me,

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probably because
he was my foster son...

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my dead foster son.

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[cries]

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Son, I just want you
to know that--

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Oh, janitor!

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Some kid vomited
in the hallway.

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Could you make with the sawdust
and clean it up?

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Uh, yeah, but I'm kind of giving
my son's eulogy right now.

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Ooh, yeah.

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If you could just do it now.

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Your son will still be dead
when you come back.

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[wheels squeaking]

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[sniffles]

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Ponce de León
was my best friend.

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He left me these pants.

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They're Ponce's pants.

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Ponce's pants.

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Stand up!

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I know you're not
really dead.

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Stand up,
or I'll sock you one!

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[gasps]
Oh, my God!

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I just killed my dead friend!

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Ponce, I'm gonna sleep here
next to you.

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[screams]

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I was in a coffin
with a dead guy!

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[screaming]

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(Cleo)
JFK, stay!

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[Abe groans]

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Genghis Khan,
sing us back to class.

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Okay. I sing now.

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* Ave Maria

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You guys, pick up your trash.

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You guys, Ponce died from trash,
you guys.

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And now you guys
are littering.

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That sucks, you guys.

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Ow.

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You guys suck.

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[cell phone rings]

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Jello.

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(Gandhi)
Is your refrigerator running?

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(Joan)
Yeah, very funny, Gandhi. Bye.

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(Gandhi)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joan.
I'm in lockdown.

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On death row.

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You got to get me out.

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Gandhi, what did you do, "A"?

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And "B," why did you open
with a crank call?

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Oh, that's 'cause I always--

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[groans]

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Time's up, Chatty Cathy.

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I'm just wearing
orange warm-ups.

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So's everyone
in this place.

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Start walking.

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[prisoners whistling
and hollering]

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Nice orange warm-ups.

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Do you wear 'em
in the shower?

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I'll see you in the shower, boy!

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[wolf whistle]

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[crying]

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(man)
* Was it something
that I said? *

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(JFK)
Why, Ponce?

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(man)
* Too many voices in my head

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(JFK)
You took him!

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This is your fault, God!

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I killed my best friend!

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Let it out.

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Let it out.

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[JFK crying]

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(man)
* And I can't bring back
yesterday *

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[JFK sniffles]

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Cheer up, friend.
It's not your fault.

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(JFK)
Oh, my God.

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You're a g-g-g-g--
dead guy!

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No, I'm not a ghost.

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00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,333
I'm part
of your subconscious.

270
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:40,300
I knew you weren't dead,
Ponce-o!

271
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,067
Let's go score some chicks!

272
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,933
No, you don't understand.

273
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:46,867
I'm just a figment
of your imagination.

274
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,267
Oh!

275
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,300
You're a genie!

276
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,400
I'm not a genie.

277
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,367
For my first wish,

278
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,600
I want my dead friend back.

279
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,800
Ponce!

280
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,500
You're back!

281
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,967
I missed you, buddy!

282
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:06,467
This is so frustrating.

283
00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:08,967
Joan, you got to bust me out

284
00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,333
before shower time.

285
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,133
I'm talking to some lawyers,
Gandhi.

286
00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:13,867
We're doing everything we can.

287
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,467
Joan, I haven't gotten
a single high five

288
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,067
since I've been in here.

289
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:19,367
Could you give me a few
under the table?

290
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,667
Everyone else
is getting 'em.

291
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,700
[hands slapping]

292
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:30,700
Gandhi, I have some bad news.

293
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,400
It's about Ponce.

294
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:41,067
[both slurping]

295
00:12:41,067 --> 00:12:43,600
Cleo, this isn't working
for me.

296
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,733
I'm not comfortable with you
spending so much time

297
00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:47,600
with your ex, JFK.

298
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,867
Don't worry about me.

299
00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:51,567
I've got my Game Boy.

300
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:54,233
The only game
that boy is playing

301
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,400
is pretending to be sad,

302
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,967
and first prize
is getting into your pants!

303
00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:01,067
It's not about that, baby.

304
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:04,500
All that matters
is you and me.

305
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,800
[video game beeps]

306
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,333
Now Mario's dead!

307
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,067
I'm killing everyone!

308
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:13,700
Oh, why couldn't Ponce have had
three lives like Mario?

309
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,167
Maybe I should
go back there.

310
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:19,067
[car horn beeps]

311
00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:21,067
It's gonna be okay, baby.

312
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,167
I'll just
leave you two alone,

313
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,367
because it looks like
you're about to do it anyway!

314
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,433
(JFK)
Why--dead--

315
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,933
If I just--
I just want to--

316
00:13:30,933 --> 00:13:32,800
I can--
Why?

317
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,900
[cries]

318
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,200
Here's the keys.

319
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,067
Drop my car off at my house
when you're done.

320
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,967
[lively music]

321
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:49,100
(woman)
* Why are you so dead?

322
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,600
* Ah-ah

323
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:56,800
* Miss your bloody
bug-eyed head *

324
00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:04,633
* Oh, we can't replace
your dead, bloated face *

325
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:11,400
* You've touched us all
with the life you led *

326
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:15,100
[ladder creaks]

327
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,400
I've been acting
such the fool, Joan.

328
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,133
I berated Cleo for comforting
JFK in his time of grief.

329
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:24,533
When we cast our love

330
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,467
into the sea
of human emotion,

331
00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,300
sometimes what we catch

332
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,100
is in fate's hands.

333
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,800
I never asked to be a fisherman
in such a sea as this.

334
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,067
Then you know what you must do.

335
00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:39,067
[crying]

336
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:00,367
(man)
It's time for your initiation.

337
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,133
[screams]

338
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,933
[cries]

339
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:08,433
(man)
Three cheers for the new guy!

340
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,600
(all)
Hip hip hooray!

341
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,900
[Gandhi screaming]

342
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,500
(all)
Hip hip hooray!

343
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,800
Hip hip hooray!

344
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,867
[laughter]

345
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:15,900
(man)
Welcome aboard.

346
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,467
(man)
Yeah!

347
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,833
Your death row name
is Silky Butterfly.

348
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,267
That's it?

349
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:22,667
That's the initiation?

350
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,767
Damn, boy!

351
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,433
What'd you think
we was gonna do?

352
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:27,567
Make love to you?

353
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:30,500
[laughter]

354
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,867
Oh, shoot.

355
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,167
I really needed this,
'cause I just got some bad news.

356
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:40,933
You need to talk about it
with somebody?

357
00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:43,500
We're all
real good listeners.

358
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,467
My friend died.

359
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,900
He was killed by litter.

360
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,533
He was white and privileged.

361
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,833
[all gasp]

362
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:57,067
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.

363
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,600
Was he famous?

364
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,467
That's still really sad.

365
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:03,700
I got to go to his grave
or light a candle or something.

366
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,267
I-I'm breaking out of here.

367
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:08,667
Whoa, Gandhi!
That's against the rules.

368
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,400
I don't care, Sunshine.

369
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,233
My friend is dead.

370
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,333
Then we're gonna help,

371
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,933
prison style.

372
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,467
I'm sorry about
how I've been acting.

373
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:31,300
I don't really know
what to say.

374
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,433
[sniffles]

375
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,067
So I'm just gonna hug you

376
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:37,533
and hold you
for a really long time.

377
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,733
(man)
* Why the night
seems darker... *

378
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,767
Let go!

379
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,633
Shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

380
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,933
It's all right.

381
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:48,433
Abe's here.

382
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:51,067
Let go, or I'll slug you!

383
00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:53,933
(man)
* To a time we spent together

384
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,533
* When there was you and me

385
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:56,567
Hold me!

386
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,267
[crying]

387
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,800
(man)
* There's a hole you left
inside me *

388
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,067
* A brokenhearted souvenir

389
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,800
I'm a Kennedy.

390
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,067
I'm not accustomed
to tragedy.

391
00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:11,300
(man)
* To remind me you were here

392
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:14,533
You know the last thing
Ponce said to me?

393
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,867
He said, "I hate you."

394
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,333
Oh, yeah?

395
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:23,067
Well, you want to know
the last thing Ponce told me?

396
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,667
He told me that you
were a good dude.

397
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,333
Really?

398
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,500
Poncey said that?

399
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,933
(man)
* A brokenhearted souvenir

400
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:35,067
Let's not let Ponce die
in vain.

401
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:38,600
We should learn from this
and put an end to litter...

402
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,900
forever.

403
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:43,067
Ponce would have
wanted it that way.

404
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,467
But Ponce loved littering.

405
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,300
Yeah, but once
litter killed him,

406
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,800
he probably would have
changed his mind.

407
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,367
He said something
about that.

408
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:56,333
I saw him recently.
He's a genie now.

409
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,133
[whispering]
He lives in my head.

410
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,767
[snoring]

411
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,667
(man)
Guys, this way.

412
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:16,667
[laughter]

413
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:17,700
Come on.

414
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,500
[indistinct mumbling]

415
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,100
(man)
Guys.

416
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,633
I'm serious, you guys.

417
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,167
We made it! We're free!

418
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,367
[all cheering]

419
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,367
I'm gonna kill that bitch!

420
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:31,100
There's just so much litter.

421
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,233
I hope you don't mind.

422
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,633
I brought some friends along.

423
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:39,200
And I brought some
convicted felons to help out.

424
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:43,267
Yeah, we know a thing or two
about picking up trash.

425
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:46,600
[laughter]

426
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,900
Now, who wants to pick up
some litter?

427
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,800
I don't usually do this,

428
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,367
but there's a few more friends
that could help us out.

429
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,633
From land,

430
00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:58,967
from sea,

431
00:18:58,967 --> 00:19:00,600
from sky,

432
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,500
come, all ye animals,

433
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,067
to help save the environment!

434
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:08,267
[birds chirping,
goat bleating]

435
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:13,067
[animal ululating,
dolphin chattering]

436
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,633
Well, what are we waiting for?

437
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,933
(man)
* Every moment
since you left me *

438
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,133
(Ponce)
Best friends.

439
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:21,533
(man)
* I have wondered

440
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:22,833
Ha-ha!

441
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,600
(man)
* Why the night seems darker

442
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,733
* And the sun doesn't shine
as brightly *

443
00:19:25,733 --> 00:19:27,600
(Ponce)
I love life.

444
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,367
[gagging]

445
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,267
(man)
* I find my mind straying

446
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:34,433
* To a distant destination

447
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,433
Well, I guess we won't
be needing

448
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:39,400
that janitor anymore, hey?

449
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,933
Sorry, brother.

450
00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,500
We're going to have
to let you go.

451
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,167
But I lost my son.

452
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,967
This job is all I've got.

453
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,400
Yeah, great.

454
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,533
Now you'll have more time
to spend with your family.

455
00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:54,100
(man)
* To remind me you were here

456
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,767
I guess some people
rely on litter for their jobs.

457
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:59,700
Maybe littering
is good...

458
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,833
in moderation.

459
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,800
(all)
In moderation!

460
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,100
Whoo!

461
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,400
[both slurping]

462
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,367
[groans]

463
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,000
[sniffles]

464
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,667
Are you all right?

465
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:17,233
No. Oh.

466
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:20,400
But I will be.

467
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,433
(man)
* There's no point
in holding back these tears *

468
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,167
* So I won't even try *

469
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:33,800
* 'Cause now I know
the meaning of good-bye *

470
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:39,933
* Now I know the meaning
of good-bye *

471
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:46,500
(narrator)
Next week on a very special
Clone High,

472
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,533
everyone's getting
into the holiday spirit.

473
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:51,233
And nothing says "spirit"

474
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:54,200
like special guest star
Mandy Moore.

475
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,367
(Moore)
Spirit.

476
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:56,633
(narrator)
Very good.

477
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:59,167
Now say, "I love Clone High."

478
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,067
(Moore)
I love Clone High.

479
00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:04,933
(narrator)
Good, good. Here's a SweeTART.

480
00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:07,400
(Abandoned Pools singing)
* Way back in the 1980s

481
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,333
* Secret government
employees *

482
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,067
* Dug up famous
guys and ladies *

483
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:16,167
* And made amusing
genetic copies *

484
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,967
* Now the clones
are sexy teens now *

485
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:21,933
* They're gonna make
it if they try *

486
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:24,800
* Loving, learning,
sharing, judging *

487
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:31,200
* Time to laugh and
shiver and cry *

488
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,200
* Clone High